You guys just don't have an attention span for reading this. I thought it was hilarious! I remember that commercial on tv where the woman was riding a bicycle and talking about how with these tampons she could go swimming and ride a bike just about do anything! Laughing my behind off!
You're kidding, right?!? A 150+- word joke is TOO LONG for you. You must have the attention span of doorknob! Maybe you should go back to looking at cartoons on the TV...they might not tax your mind as much. (God help us...the inmates are trying to run the asylum again...)