Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
More Women's Quote
If you realize too acutely how valuable time is, you are too paralyzed to do anything.
If age imparted wisdom, there wouldn't be any old fools.
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm cheap!"
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.