I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
More Women's Quote
It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them.
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm cheap!"
"Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom."
The eleventh commandment --- Thou shalt not be found out --- is the only one that is virtually impossible to keep these days.