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Get Me One Too

A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning".

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Pastor, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to get one to give to my minister".



This news arrived on: 01/22/2008
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Posted Comments:

01-30-2009 05:59
boom wrote:

puppy food

wish my puppies would eat and not just tear up papers! fellow worker ( part time minister) will love this.



01-28-2009 15:45
minister takesalickin wrote:

ironey

Was the vistor suggesting the sermon needed help? Or did the visitor say he was without a pet?



01-28-2009 11:46
Kathy Cook from Newton NJ wrote:



Hilarious! Another take on the old 'my dog ate my homework' joke. But just as funny.



01-28-2009 11:02
sdd wrote:



Cute



01-28-2009 06:47
l$ets wrote:

get attached

Every pulpit speaker needs company andy puptent might work.




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