"I bet that Van Gogh guy cut off his ear by accident and made up that 'lost love' story so he wouldn't look stupid." --Andy Pierson

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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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"I don't have any kids. Well, at least none that I know about. I'd like to have kids one day, though. I want to be called Mommy by somebody other than Spanish guys in the street." --Carol Leifer