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"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, Ma'am" said the new boy.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

 

"Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."


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