The Best Actual Headlines
on
Published in Jokes
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they already obese enough?]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[No comment needed...]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[No thanks...]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
[Now that's called giving...]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Ouch!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Tall, aren't they?]
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Enough said...]
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