Quick Quotes
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"I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, Bob's on vacation. Would you like to hold?"
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"Failure is God's way of saying, 'Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction.'" --Oprah Winfrey
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"When they said to you at graduation, 'Follow your dream,' did anybody say you have to wake up first?" --Bill Cosby
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