Classic quotes from Jay Leno
Published in Jokes
"A toilet manufacturer in Illinois has now come out with a line of reclining toilet seats. The seat is adjustable to 3 different lumbar positions. See, that's when you know you're spending too much time in the bathroom, when you're on a lazy boy toilet!"
"Here's something interesting - a poll of college students shows more said they would rather have President George W. Bush as a roommate than John Kerry. Yeah, but then which one would you rather cheat off of in class?"
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