Jokes / Entertainment

Alphabet

Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"

The teacher says, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny."

Little Johnny says, "Fine" and quickly babbles out: a "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ!"

The teacher asks, "Where is the P?"

Johnny replies, "Running down my leg. Please let me go to the bathroom!"


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