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"According to "USA Today" the new trend in furniture is furniture made of concrete. You thought it was hard finding friends to help you move before!" -- Jay Leno

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"Do you know what you call people in Hollywood who've been married for 3 years? Divorced." -- David Letterman

 

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"A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it." -- William Feather


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