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		<title><![CDATA[Double Death]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1095709</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/10/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Most Important Discoveries]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. 
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1095707</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/10/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Momma said ...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was nearing the final stages of my college preparation to become an elementary school teacher. During my Junior Year we were required to visit several classrooms of varying grades to get a feel for what we were getting ourselves into.

Males in ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1095706</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/10/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[You are a Nerd If...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires

- If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal

- If you have more toys than your kids

- If you need a checklist ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1095703</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/10/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Only in America]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1095355</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/10/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Successful Marriage]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1095354</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/10/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Definitions]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary... alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter... and supply a new definition!

1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1095353</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/10/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.

2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.

3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.

4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops eventually.

5. Expose yourself to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1095352</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/10/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Conceited New Rookie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game.

The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, "Darn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1094785</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/09/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Chemist's Joke]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?

A: Because it's in the ground state.
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		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1094784</link>
 
    <pubDate>Feb/09/2012</pubDate>
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