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		<title><![CDATA[Inattentive Waitress]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her
eye, she quickly looked away.

Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1148980</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/25/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Throwing Dollars]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.

"That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!"

...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1148979</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/25/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Railroad Accident]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.

At the trial, the engineer insisted that he ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1148978</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/25/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Signs You've Eaten Too Much]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1148977</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/25/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[You are a Nerd If...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires

- If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal

- If you have more toys than your kids

- If you need a checklist ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1148368</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/23/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mom's Time Out]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.

One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her.

"Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.

Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied, "Oh,...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1148367</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/23/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[First Ham]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young couple got married. When the wife prepared to bake a ham to celebrate their first Thanksgiving, she carefully cut off each end before placing it in the pan.

Her husband asked her why she did that and she replied, "I don't know - it's what...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1148366</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/23/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Refrigerator Goals]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for
himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work.

I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1148365</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/23/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stained Glass]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A minister tells of his first Sunday in a new parish and of presenting the children's message. It seems the sanctuary in the new church had some magnificent stained glass windows, so his message centered on how each of us is called to help make up...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1148294</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/23/2012</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Patient Will Live]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient's condition. "This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I fear he will not be able to play golf again unless you follow ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1148293</link>
 
    <pubDate>May/23/2012</pubDate>
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