Jokes / Entertainment

The Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by ...

Late Night Funny #4

Last night, someone jumped the White House fence again. See, the problem is, if the pizza doesn't get to Obama in 30 minutes, it's free. And that comes out of their paycheck. Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #3

It's a great day for America — or is it? Because today is National Talk-Show Host Day. Yep. That is a real thing. How sad is that? It's the day we honor middle-aged white guys brave enough to mock the misfortunes of others from the safety of ...

Late Night Funny #2

An Apple computer built by Steve Jobs in his garage in 1976 sold for nearly $1 million. It makes it the most affordable Apple product currently on the market. Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #1

Yesterday yet another person jumped the White House fence. It happened again. On the bright side, at least Michelle Obama is finally getting more Americans to exercise. Conan O'Brien

The border

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answers Juan. The guard says,"We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard ...