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The Government wants more money? Why don't they try selling candy bars like the Boy Scouts do? Many people will spend the summer occupied with fishing and politics. In fishing you use a worm, and in politics a worm uses you. A person that ...

Quick Quotes

"Did you all see the guy at Yankee Stadium that jumped from the upper deck into the net that catches the foul balls? He jumped like 50 feet. How can anyone get that drunk off $8 beers!" -- Dave Letterman --- "Yesterday Jennifer Wilbanks, ...

Late Night Funny #3

We have Donald Trump and Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham all running for president. It's all part of the Republican plan to make Jeb Bush look presidential. David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

After years of bashing Obamacare, tea party candidate Ted Cruz just signed up for it. And next week he plans to get gay married at Planned Parenthood. Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #1

Yesterday presidential candidate Ted Cruz said that he will in fact be signing up for Obamacare despite saying earlier that he wants to repeal every word of it. It's a good thing he's signing up, because Cruz just went to the hospital in ...