Jokes / Entertainment

Insurance

Following the birth of my second child, I called our insurance company to inquire about my short-term disability policy. "I just had a baby," I proudly announced to the representative who picked up the phone. "Congratulations! I'll get all...

The things babies say...

"Close the curtains," requested our 2 year old granddaughter, sitting in a pool of bright light. "The sun's looking at me too hard." My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6. He replied, "When I'm tired of being 5." Seeing her first...

Quick Funnies

I sure miss the day when someone else pumped your gas for you. It was much cheaper back then. --- An adolescent is someone who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult. --- Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he would...

Magician

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am" said the new boy. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" "He saws people in half." "Gosh! Now, next ...

Work appearence

Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went on to extol the virtues of a good haircut, which, he insisted, makes an elderly man look younger and a younger man seem more mature. "How would a haircut...

Back in the day...

In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back, while others showed both legs and both arms. ...