Jokes / Entertainment

Telltale Signs of Being a Mother

* Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor--and you don't care. * You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs ...

Tax Payment

Dear IRS, Enclosed is my 2004 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. ...

Late Night Funny #4

Do you know what I hate? People say "Craig, you're retiring." Whoa, I'm not retiring. I am just not doing this crap anymore. I'm not retiring. Dave's retiring. I have more to do. I will probably do ads for local car dealers. You have got to figure...

Late Night Funny #3

During his weekly address, Pope Francis assured the crowd that all animals go to heaven. Then cats said, “Have you met us?” Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #2

A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested him. I said: Wait a minute. Isn't that golf? David Letterman

Late Night Funny #1

Joe Biden will assist in the 35th annual lighting of the National Menorah at the White House. When he heard that, Smokey Bear said, “Hold my calls. This is not gonna end well.” Jimmy Fallon