Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #1

I just don't take movies that seriously. If I did I'd believe that every time I got on a mofo plane there'd me mofo snakes. Which I do but that serves me right for flying Spirit. Larry Wilmore

"Under The Sea"

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments. Here are some of them -- the ...

Jury Selection

The tiresome jury selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors. John was called for his question session. "Property holder?" "Yes, I am, Your Honor." "Married or single?" "Married for years, Your ...

Off to School...

A wealthy New York businessman who sent his two daughters to the University of California's Los Angeles campus in the hope that they would find something unusual to study there that would stir them out their apathy. He was considerably alarmed...

Confused

After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, since he was closer, I gave him the "Are you going to park there?" look. His...

Who's On First? For the Next Generation...

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm...