Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #4

The South by Southwest festival, which is the reason we came this week, goes on until Sunday. This morning Snoop Dogg spoke about the future of music. His speech went great but he was a little freaked out by the screen full of words that seemed to...

Late Night Funny #3

Thank you for joining us here in Austin, Texas. I don't want to leave but I have to leave because if I stay any longer my body will turn into brisket. Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #2

Prince Charles visited President Obama at the White House yesterday. They each had a good laugh and then shook ears. Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #1

It’s rumored that Obama recently purchased a house in Hawaii that was featured on the show “Magnum P.I.” Not to be outdone, Biden is moving into SpongeBob's Pineapple. Jimmy Fallon

Quick Thinking

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-...