Jokes / Entertainment

Working Man Blues

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so ...they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I ...

You know you're a redneck...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. ...

Hearing Problems?

A man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question....

Leno and Letterman Quotes

"Although a lot of people are on these low-carb diets, doctors say be careful, because you need carbohydrates because carbohydrates create a chemical in your brain that cheers you up and fights depression. So the next time you see a guy on a ...

Doctor Doctor...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Well pull yourself together then . ---Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please! ---Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me. One at a time please. ---Doctor,...