Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #1

This week, our pal Rob Ford faced off against his four challengers in a debate for Toronto mayor. His opponents were, of course, pretty critical of his performance, but Ford said, "Hey, my record slurs for itself." Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #4

This week Dick Cheney called President Obama "the worst president of my lifetime." Oh come on, Obama may not be perfect, but there's no way he's worse than John Quincy Adams. Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #3

The New York City Fire Department calendar is here and it's sizzling. A full year of shirtless, hunky heroes. Also available, the companion calendar: just the shirts. All the sexy shirts the firefighters weren't wearing. David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2

The drought is so bad, we're taking extreme measures in two weeks. That is the most California thing I have ever heard of. This is serious, man! Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #1

Yesterday Congressman Raul Labrador said that impeaching President Obama isn't a good idea, because, quote, "no one wants President Joe Biden." And that's when Biden realized why Obama picked him as a running mate. Jimmy Fallon