Jokes / Entertainment

Scrabble It

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ...

Marriage is Bliss...

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred ...

Vacationing

A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. The reply came back: "It's the one with all the broken windows."

Quick Quotes

"One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 35 AHEAD. And there were four of us in the car. We were through there in no time." --Geechy Guy --- Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you ...

Back from School

A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son will be the first in their family to go to college. So he and the wife save every penny for years and when the big day comes for junior to leave for school, the old man is the proudest he's...