Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #4

A judge wrote an opinion today in favor of Obamacare, saying that getting healthcare from the state or federal government is the same as ordering from Pizza Hut vs. Domino's. I’m not sure I agree. THEIR websites always worked. Seth

Late Night Funny #3

Queen Elizabeth's horse tested positive for morphine and a mix of other powerful drugs. Sources say the queen is in denial. She thinks someone confused her horse's urine sample with Prince Harry's. Craig Ferguson

Late Night Funny #2

Netflix is testing a new feature that will allow you to hide what you've been watching. You just click the button and it says, I want to stay married. Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #1

I saw that Hillary Clinton visited the headquarters of Twitter and Facebook yesterday. Hillary would also have visited LinkedIn, but she already knows what job she wants. Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #4

Today, Secretary of State John Kerry traveled to Egypt and had to pass through a metal detector before he could meet with officials. Which is ridiculous. Everyone knows he's made of wood. Seth Meyers