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Things to do at Wal-Mart...

...while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: -- Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. -- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'Code 3' in house wares ..... and see what ...

The Best Actual Headlines Of 2004, Part II

[With comments...] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [He ...

Headlines We've Seen & Loved!

[With comments...] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [Good for them...] Juvenile Court to Try ...

Paying the Bill

After doctors set my broken arm and put a cast on it, I paid the bill and went on my way. Shortly thereafter, I received a bill from the hospital, this time for the $1.57 they claimed I still owed. Apparently to prove that this was a hospital...