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Late Night Funny #4

The government in Cuba is encouraging citizens to have more children because the country has the lowest number of newborns in Latin America. And nothing gets you in the mood like a direct order from Fidel Castro. Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #2

The investigator who led the probe in the Secret Service prostitution scandal was caught with a prostitute. When cops found them together, he said, "Hey, I'm investigating here." Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #1

The man in charge of investigating the 2012 Secret Service prostitution scandal has quit after he himself was caught with a prostitute — which explains why President Obama just appointed an irony czar. Jimmy Fallon

10 Step Guide For The Do-It-Yourself Handyman

1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver. 2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help. 3. Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid. 4. ...

12 Reasons to be Thankful you Burnt the Bird!

Salmonella won't be a concern. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened. Uninvited guests will think twice next year. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation. Pets won't bother to pester you for ...