Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #4

Whole Foods is introducing a new system that will label its produce “good, better, and best” depending on their supplier's farming practices. Good means “no pesticides,” better means “environmentally friendly,” and “Best” means “...

Late Night Funny #3

"Travel and Leisure" magazine released a list of the snobbiest cities. You know what No. 1 is? It's wherever Gwyneth Paltrow is. Craig Ferguson

Late Night Funny #2

Earlier today the head of the TSA announced he's retiring. His employees toasted him with less than 3 ounces of champagne. Then they gave him a gold watch and he had to take it off and put it in a bin. Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #1

President Obama just appointed someone named Ron Klain as the new “Ebola czar” to oversee the government’s response to the crisis. You know that’ll be a tough job, but not as tough as introducing yourself as the Ebola czar and extending ...

Signing Checks

Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help support his younger brothers and sisters. He never learned to read, so when he married and started a checking account, he signed his checks simply "XX". ...

Movies

My mother and I were walking down the street when a man stopped us. "I'm taking a survey," he said. "Do you think there is too much sex in movies?" "I'm not sure," replied my mother. "I'm usually too wrapped up in the film to notice what the...