Today is National Hammock Day. And just like a hammock, I can't get into it. Seth Meyers
Queen Elizabeth's horse tested positive for morphine and a mix of other powerful drugs. Sources say the queen is in denial. She thinks someone confused her horse's urine sample with Prince Harry's. Craig Ferguson
You can tell this drought is getting really bad. Today at lunch, my waiter asked if I wanted a glass of water or a future for my children. I took the water. Conan O'Brien
I just read about this student at MIT who's created a new robot that can play Connect Four. Yes, an emotionless machine that can occasionally sit down and play a board game with you, or as I called that growing up — my Dad. Jimmy Fallon
According to this Reuters article, the earliest jokes date back thousands of years.
The jokes mentioned in the 2008 article give new meaning to the term "...
A judge wrote an opinion today in favor of Obamacare, saying that getting healthcare from the state or federal government is the same as ordering from Pizza Hut vs. Domino's. I’m not sure I agree. THEIR websites always worked. Seth