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Feeding babies

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered... what about people who eat with chopsticks -- what do they use? Toothpicks?

Fast Drinker

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, ...

A real estate salesman and his boss

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. “That customer's going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money ...

Kids on the Subject of Love

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU" "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9) HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS "You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy ...

Late Night Funny #4

There are a lot of shows about lumberjacks, like "Ax Men" on the History channel. They're all over cable TV: "Bark and Recreation." "Saw and Order." "The Branchelor." "The Wood Wife." "Two Oak Girls." "The Big Branch Theory." "Game of Pine Cones."...

Late Night Funny #3

There is a new survey out today, the best and worst jobs in America. The worst job is lumberjack. Being a lumberjack must be tough. For one thing, you have to wear plaid. And that is so 1990s. Craig Ferguson