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Late Night Funny #4

George Clooney is off the market. Clooney and his bride got married in Italy on Saturday, and two days later they are still married! Matt Damon was at the wedding, but Ben Affleck was not. That's because the Italian church has a very strict "One ...

Late Night Funny #3

Over the weekend, George Clooney got married. Matt Damon and Julia Roberts were there. What was it, a wedding or a heist? David Letterman

Late Night Funny #1

This weekend the world said goodbye to one of the greatest players of all time. That's right, George Clooney finally got married. Jimmy Fallon

Fireman

Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out." The chief explained that calls ...