Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #4

According to a report from the United Nations, the damage from global warming could be irreversible. It's clear we need to do something. We need to give the Earth the ice bucket challenge. Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #3

Apple is secretly developing a new product rumored to be the largest iPad they've ever made. It's said to be 12.9 inches across, and it will be the first iPad that folds out into a full-size bed. Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #2

In Washington state you can now smoke weed. But they have something I've never heard of. It's weed soda. It is the opposite of diet soda, if you think about it. A minute ago I was just thirsty. Now I'm starving. Weed soda! David Letterman

Late Night Funny #1

You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge? David Letterman

Working Together

Warning: Don't tell this one to a tough crowd An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman...

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