Jokes / Entertainment

What The Job Ad Says; What It Means, Part II

Outstanding benefits package -Health insurance Tons of variety -We took all of the heinous tasks no one else would do and rolled them into one job Top notch communication skills -Telemarketing Beautiful offices in attractive locale -Brand ...

What The Job Ad Says; What It Means, Part I

Ground floor opportunity -Lousy job with a company that will file bankruptcy within a year Progressive company - Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday Team player -Must deal with dangerously territorial coworkers with rabid ...

Reality T.V.

I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the church, he turned to me and asked, "Is this ...

The Lawn Mower

Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in. Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When my husband arrived home ...

Planet Sun

This redhead, brunette, and blonde were talking about space travel. They started talking about which planet they'd go to if they could travel in space. The redhead said,"I'd go to Mars, because it is red, like my hair." Then the brunette, ...

Late Night Funny #4

Kim Kardashian turned 34 years old. I hope she got the day off from work. Can you imagine trying to buy Kim Kardashian a gift. What do you get for the woman who has everything for no apparent reason? Jimmy Kimmel