Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #4

Willie Nelson is apparently developing his own brand of weed and bongs. Which I guess is like his version of Oprah's garage sale. Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

Oprah is auctioning off over a million dollars' worth of her belongings from her Chicago apartment. Or as she calls them, "her least favorite things." Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #2

Yeah, the president will meet with Pope Francis at the White House in September. The two will meet for about an hour or so, and then the Pope will spend the rest of the day hearing confessions from Secret Service agents. Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #1

Yesterday, the White House confirmed that President Obama will meet with Pope Francis during his visit in September. Some experts are wondering if they'll discuss their disagreement over contraception. Then Joe Biden said, “I didn't even know ...

Without Bias

Judge to the court, at the start of a case: "I have to declare an interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor. Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favor. I have ...

The boring speaker

The after-dinner speaker just didn't have a Stop button. He burbled on and on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience. Finally one of the more drunken diners hurled an empty wine bottle at him. It missed, and hit the Chairman ...