Jokes / Entertainment

Late Night Funny #4

Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps was arrested early this morning for drunk driving. Police say Phelps aggravated the situation when they tried to give him a breathalyzer and he held his breath for six minutes. Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #3

“SpongeBob SquarePants” is the subject of government criticism in Kazakhstan. According to their education ministry, SpongeBob is "a self-absorbed bully who regularly inflicts violence on others and seems to enjoy it." Well, of course ...

Late Night Funny #2

A mailman in New York City was arrested because they found 40,000 pieces of mail in his basement. The mailman said he didn't deliver the mail because he was too lazy. He just didn't have that special drive that it takes to be a mailman. David

Late Night Funny #1

Harley-Davidson is recalling more than 100,000 motorcycles because of a problem with the clutch that could cause crashes. As opposed to that other thing that causes crashes: dads in a mid-life crisis who have no business riding a Harley. Jimmy

Football and Confession

Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame was a beloved old Irish priest. At confession one day, a football player told the priest that he had acted in an unsportsmanlike manner at a recent football game. "I lost my temper and ...

Presidential Quotes

In Honor of Tonight's Presidential Debate... "If Lincoln were alive today he'd roll over in his grave." --Gerald Ford (president, 1974-77) --- "A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a while ago. He slapped some egg on his face and ...

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