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Raising Boys

a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical! b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny. d) For those who have children nearing this ...

Babies

My five year old daughter asked me the question I'd been dreading. "Mommy , how are babies made?" I did my best to explain but she still looked confused. "What about kittens? She asked. "Well it's exactly then same way, " I said. "Wow!" she ...

Barbie Shopping

One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and -- shock -- he hadn't bought her anything. Out of the corner of his eye he notices a shopping mall. Knowing that it was 'now or never', he pulls ...

The Violin

Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his Uncle was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Johnny's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly. Uncle...

Signs You're "All Grown-Up Now"

-- You keep more food than beer in the fridge. -- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. -- You hear your favorite song on an elevator. -- You watch the Weather Channel. -- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up ...

Things to do at Wal-Mart...

...while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: -- Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. -- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'Code 3' in house wares ..... and see what ...