A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game.
The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, "Darn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter ...
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day.
Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the ...
NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space.
As the moment came ...
A Scots pessimist is a man who feels badly when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better.
A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he ...
