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Late Night Funny #4

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The FBI is investigating whether Russian intelligence agencies have hacked the computers at The New York Times, or as the Times reported it, "Putin named world's sexiest leader."

Stephen Colbert

Late Night Funny #3

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Mylan, the company that produces EpiPens, have jacked up the price of these pens for less than $100 for a pair, to over $600. That price is enough to send you into shock, but don't do it because you can't afford the pen anymore.

Stephen Colbert

Late Night Funny #2

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New research found that young people actually have higher stress and anxiety than older people. It’s mainly due to the older person in front of them trying to pay for a TV with dimes.

Jimmy Fallon

Beavis & Butthead Celebrity Death Match

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Yes Mike Judge did The voices now please stop arguing about if you don't think he did you obviously haven't watched the show and above is the link to the episodes page on IMDB showing you his uncredited role

Late Night Funny #1

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There’s a new report that says that the sales of canned wine are on the rise. Finally, people that drink boxed wines have someone to look down on.

Jimmy Fallon

On Senility

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The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

Bottom of the Class

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“I’m worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,” said the father to his son.

“Don’t worry Dad,” he replied. “They still teach the same thing at both ends.”

A Bear

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I want to be a bear......

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially...Read more

Skeleton

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I was helping a buddy of mine, who was an orthopedic surgeon, move to his new office, and using my car to help transport some of his office equipment.

I had decided to position his somewhat fragile display skeleton strapped into the back seat of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat...

At one traffic light, the stares of the ...Read more

Choking

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When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.

Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved his life.

As soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he thanked the surgeon enthusiastically and offered to pay him for his services....Read more

American Behaviors Foreigners Think Are RUDE!

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Americans get a reputation for being rude in other countries and here's why! John and Hannah discuss.

Gangsta Cats Video Compilation 2016

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From cats scaring bears away, to trapping dogs under blankets, these cats have a thug life attitude that you'll find in this gansta cats video compilation.

9 Horrifying Characters Aimed At Children

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We can't help but think that some stressed out, angry parents conceived these characters.

Late Night Funny #4

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A man in Ireland has created a working Batman outfit with 23 different features. So now you've just got to kick back and wait for somebody to murder his parents.

Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #3

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There are rumors that Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has signed a deal to appear on the next season of "Dancing with the Stars." It'll be nice for Lochte to have three people judging him instead of the whole country.

James Corden

Late Night Funny #2

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Donald Trump’s campaign is now saying he didn’t change his immigration plan, he just changed the words he used to describe it. They also said Trump hasn’t been married three times, he’s just changed the person he calls "wife."

Conan O'Brien

Kevin Smith: "You're the Face I Wake Up To"

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The 'Yoga Hosers' director and Late Show superfan tells Stephen "every morning I sit there and wake-and-bake with you."

Late Night Funny #1

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Politico is now reporting that Hillary Clinton's campaign is using a run-out-the-clock strategy against Donald Trump, hoping to just outlast him until November. "Sounds like a good plan," said Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, and John Kasich.

Jimmy Fallon

Cheerios pt. 3

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... continued from above

So, she does it. The boy cheerio is starting to get upset at this because he really wants her. So he tells himself that he will go through the pain for her, and becomes a cinnamon-apple cheerio. She then changes to a honey-nut cheerio!

He decides that this is the last time that he will change cheerio type. He does it, ...Read more

Guard Dog

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Sam and George owned a store in the outskirts of San Francisco. It had been burglarized several times in the past year and Sam decided to buy a guard dog.

Shopping for one, Sam found himself in Chinatown, at a pet store whose sign boasted, The Best Guard Dogs That Money Will Buy. He entered the store, but much to his disappointment, all the...Read more

 
 

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