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Even More Useful Work Phrases

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- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

- Who me? I just wander from room to room.

- My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

 

- At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

- Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.


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