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The Blondes Fight Back

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What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

 

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What is the difference between a brunette and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"


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