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"After 25 years Ted Koppel did his last show tonight at "Nightline". Immediately after the show he drove upstate and released his hair into the wild." --Conan O'Brien

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"Let me ask you a question. Is it too soon to be hitting on Jessica Simpson?" --Dave Letterman

 

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"Did you all go shopping this weekend? Huge crowds at the mall. Shoppers were looking for those bargains. In fact, the 99-cent store here Burbank having a huge "one-percent- off" sale. --Jay Leno


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