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"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter." --Aaron Ruell as Kip in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

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"Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question." --Jeremy Piven as 'Droz' in PCU

 

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"The crew on the space station were able to watch the big Paul McCartney concert. They are 250 miles up. And you thought your seats sucked! They still had to pay $50 a ticket!" --Jay Leno


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