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"Just when you thought things couldn't get uglier at the White House...yesterday, Prince Charles and Camilla showed up. Prince Charles said today that he wants sit down with President Bush and negotiate a settlement where we take back Madonna." --Jay Leno
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"The New York City Marathon is coming up. It's not the hardest marathon. I believe it's the only marathon with smoke breaks." --David Letterman
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"Political experts say that because President Bush has been having so much trouble with domestic issues, his advisors are telling him to focus more on international issues. As a result, today President Bush had breakfast at the Inter- national House of Pancakes." --Conan O'Brien
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