Quick Quotes
Published in Jokes
"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes we want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon." --Tim Allen
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"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on fire."
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Luckily for me, the CD carrying case I just bought came with meticulous instructions. "The CD unit," read the directions, "automatically becomes portable when carried."
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