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Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying Burger King's new Meat'Normous Sandwich...
10. "How dangerous is four-digit cholesterol?"
9. "Am I comfortable using the word, 'meat'normous'?"
8. "Do I have $3.49 and a death wish?"
7. "Is that bigger than meat'gantic?"
6. "Does a massive coronary qualify as 'having it my way'?"
5. "Is this gonna spoil my breakfast dessert?"
4. "Should I ask my doctor about Lipitor?"
3. "Why do I have to sign a waiver?"
2. "Can I get it with egg whites?"
1. "Did Cheney like it?"
[From the Late Show with David Letterman]
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