Quick Quotes
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"In a recent poll, one in four people said they'd donate a kidney to a complete stranger. Yeah, sure... 90 percent of people won't even let a stranger merge in traffic!" --Jay Leno
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My friend Tom said he stopped watching golf on TV. His doctor recommended that he get more exercise. So now he watches tennis.
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"I failed my driver's test. The guy asked me, "What do you do at a red light?"
I said, "I don't know, look around, listen to the radio" --Bill Braudis
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