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"Oil is under $60 a barrel and you know what that means for the American consumer? Nothing." --Jay Leno
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"Al Gore was speaking at a pep rally in Central Park. Because when you think pep, you think Al Gore. I have to be careful about this, because Al Gore is, uh, not a dynamic speaker. Halfway through his speech, squirrels were climbing on him." --David Letterman
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"Kim Jong Il is apparently close to choosing his successor. The only person with sunglasses big enough for the job to replace him is -- Nicole Richie." --Conan O'Brien
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