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"A pair of ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in "Wizard of Oz" have been stolen. The culprit is considered armed and fabulous." --Dave Letterman
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"In a new survey it was found that roughly 30% of Americans believe in ghosts. It was also found that liberals are more likely to believe in ghosts that conservatives. Which explains why liberals are so against the death penalty. They're scared they might piss the guy off and he'll come back!" --Jay Leno
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"The senate has finally agreed to vote on President Bush's judicial nominees without having a filibuster. However, President Bush still thinks that a filibuster is a chocolate covered peanut candy bar." --Conan O'Brien
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