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If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.

Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money.

When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.

Is your holier side your altar ego?

 

I need someone to refresh my memory. How many cars are allowed through an intersection after the light turns red? Is it three or five?

What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational?


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