Quotes...
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"Do you know what week this is in our public schools? I'm not making this up: this week is "national no name calling week". They don't want any name calling in public schools. What stupid dork came up with this idea?"
~ Jay Leno
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"A weekend update correction. Last week all 29 stories we reported were incorrect, our apologies."
~ Kevin Nealon, Saturday Night Live
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"I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel."
~ Scott Wood
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