For The Kids...
Published in Jokes
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
Why do vampires do well at school?
Because everytime they are asked a question they come up with a biting reply!
How do ghosts like their eggs cooked?
Terri-fried!
What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns?
Skint Eastwood!
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