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Trump STILL Mad About Oscars Joke & Thinks Jimmy Kimmel is Al Pacino in New Unhinged Post
Jimmy woke up to Donald Trump’s 165 venomous words on Truth Social about him hosting the Oscars and Donny is so confused he thinks that Jimmy is Al Pacino, our outdoor stage is making its triumphant return after four years, and Chris Stapleton sings a song we wrote that he has never seen before in “Wing It and Sing It!” with a surprise ...Read more
STEPHEN+: Spring Olympics
Stephen Colbert is proud to announce the launch of his new streaming video service and the first event to stream on the service, the Spring Olympic Games.
Jordan Klepper Crashes Trump's Criminal Trial & Meets Giuliani's Son | The Daily Show
Are Trump supporters ready to go "apeshit" at Trump's criminal trial? Jordan Klepper went to the courthouse to probe the MAGA supporters who showed up en masse to (peacefully) protest the former president’s "witch hunt."
Papyrus 2 - SNL
After spending years working past it, Steven (Ryan Gosling) is confronted by the very thing he's been trying to avoid.
Halsey Sketches Baby Yoda in a Portrait-Drawing Contest | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Halsey shows off her portrait skills by sketching Baby Yoda in a drawing contest against Jimmy.
For The Kids...
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
My teacher reminds me of history
She's always ...Read more
Laryngitis
A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."
Super Power Beat Down (Episode 16)
Joker & Harley Quinn vs. Deadpool & Domino
Yard Sale
A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale."
"I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied.
"Normally, yes," she said. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to ...Read more
For The Kids...
Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse!
What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't!
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow!
Where do milkshakes come from?
Excited cows!
Forrest Gump
The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.
St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, ...Read more
Lawyer Humor
You Know You Need A New Lawyer When:
- The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other.
- During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
- He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."
- He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
- During the trial you catch him playing his ...Read more
Meanwhile… Heinz Targets Chicago | Uggs And Crocs Thriving | Rat Birth Control | $20k Wine Club
Meanwhile… Heinz wants Chicago residents to put ketchup on their hot dogs, ugly shoes are more popular than ever, New York is trying a new approach to pest control, and a fancy wine club requires a steep membership fee and a vibe check.
Seth Meyers on Trump’s Trial, Strike Force Five Podcast & Andy Samberg Crashes His Interview
Seth talks about not wearing a suit on his own show, being a talk show guest, the first night of Trump’s criminal trial, running in to Tracy Morgan when he went to the Knicks game with his son, his brother Josh playing Governor Gavin Newsom on our show, doing the “Strike Force Five” podcast with Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert ...Read more
Jordan Klepper Crashes Trump's Criminal Trial & Meets Giuliani's Son | The Daily Show
Are Trump supporters ready to go "apeshit" at Trump's criminal trial? Jordan Klepper went to the courthouse to probe the MAGA supporters who showed up en masse to (peacefully) protest the former president’s "witch hunt.
Laverne Cox Sweeps the Board with a Perfect High-Stakes Bonus Round of Password
Laverne Cox sweeps the board and helps contestant Saigim win $25,000 in a perfect bonus round of Password hosted by Keke Palmer.
Cat sitting- Colour Special!
Simon is off on a much-needed holiday! But don't worry Simon's sister is cat sitting while he's away, if she can handle their mischief! With dinners around the campfire and surprise stowaways watch Simon's holiday unfold in our latest full colour special Cat Sitting!
OK Go - White Knuckles - Official Video
OK Go - White Knuckles - Official Video
Fast Drinker
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were ...Read more
More Things I'd Like to Hear, Just Once
From a store clerk:
"The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper."
"I'll take a break after I finish waiting on these customers."
"We're sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We'll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one or give you a complete refund, whichever you ...Read more