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What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest!

What happens if you eat a hot frog?
You'll croak in no time!

What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new!

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy!

 

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Because you can't bury them in trees!

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet!


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