Men are like..., part 1
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....Placemats - They only show up when there's food on the table.
.....Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
....Bike Helmets Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
...Parking spots - The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
...Horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
...Lava lamps - Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
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