Car Keys pt. 2
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... continued from above
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband. "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these."I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"You forgot," he said, "I dropped you at the hotel."
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He replied, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car."
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