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"[Arnold Schwarzenegger and I] both married above ourselves, we both have trouble with the English language, we both have big biceps -- well, two out of three aren't bad." --George W. Bush

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"My wife was back here recently.... She said something along the lines, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I was interested in hearing her say that." --George W. Bush

 

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"We have to get this economy moving, because there is nothing worse than an unemployed flying Elvis." --John Kerry


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