In a new interview, first lady Michelle Obama said that she would choose Will Smith or Denzel Washington to play her husband in a movie. Or as Democrats put that, 'Any way they can play him in a debate?'
- Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
- He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.
- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
- Man who make...Read More
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman ...Read More
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around.
During ...Read More
Little Ricky was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten.
His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday. It had been snowing all night and everything was ...Read More
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying Burger King's new Meat'Normous Sandwich...
10. "How dangerous is four-digit cholesterol?"
9. "Am I comfortable using the word, 'meat'normous'?"
8. "Do I have $3.49 and...Read More
If you're on the short list for VP candidate, you're going to want to pay close attention to these tips. Seriously, Carly, stop clicking on this video, it's not happening.