A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name ‘Speedo.’ It doesn’t sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky.
An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police ...Read More
My wife agrees that I do indeed lead a "dog's life".
The way she puts it though is: "He comes in with muddy feet, makes himself comfortable by the fire, and expects to be fed."
"A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." - Tim Allen
Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?
Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because the rooster egged her ...Read More
ArcaMax thanks all readers who sent in messages letting us know that last week's joke about the lawsuits between an insurance company and the cigar connoisseur was actually just an urban legend. While we do not doubt ...Read More
Last night at the Democratic Convention, Bernie Sanders supporters staged a walkout. Witnesses say they’ll never forget the sound of 6,000 pairs of Crocs leaving the convention.