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Kids Explain Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men

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Equal pay is an issue that could affect many generations of Americans and since children are our future, Jimmy thought it would be a good idea to get their take on it. So we went out on the street and asked kids to explain why they think women get paid less than men. This is what they had to say.

Rowan Atkinson in 'We are most amused'

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Rowan Atkinson tells the Gospel of John in 'We are most amused', broadcast on ITV on November 15th marking Prince Charles's 60th birthday.

Late Night Funny #4

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We all just watched Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton debate for an hour and a half. Coming into tonight’s debate, Democrats were divided between two strong emotions: panic and pants-crapping. Democrats have not been this nervous since Anthony Weiner asked to borrow their phone.

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Late Night Funny #3

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Madonna reportedly bought her son a Donald Trump piñata this weekend to celebrate his birthday. A Donald Trump piñata is just like a regular piñata, except there’s nothing inside.

Seth Meyers

Late Night Funny #2

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Facebook is expanding its campaign to combat online hate speech. In other words, Facebook is shutting down.

Conan O'Brien

Obama's Best Comebacks and Rebuttal Moments

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A collection of some of Obama's best comebacks and rebuttals.

Late Night Funny #1

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There were actually 1,000 people in the debate audience and they were instructed not to applaud or cheer during the debate. As people watching were like, “What about sobbing? Can we quietly sob?”

Jimmy Fallon

The Cat and the Comma

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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

More World's Thinnest Books

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Everything Men Know about Women

Everything Women Know about Men

George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names

To All the Men I've Loved Before - by Ellen Degeneres

Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

Spotted Owl Recipes - by the EPA

The Amish Phone Directory

Truthful Sayings?

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Wisdom from Grandpa...

- Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

- Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt, that he forgets his sugar.

- Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

- When a man marries a woman, they ...Read more

Politicians Quotes

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"[Arnold Schwarzenegger and I] both married above ourselves, we both have trouble with the English language, we both have big biceps -- well, two out of three aren't bad." --George W. Bush

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"My wife was back here recently.... She said something along the lines, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I was interested in hearing her say...Read more

Germs

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Four-year-old Johnny was eating a hot dog when he dropped it on the floor. He quickly picked it up and was about to take another bite when his mom said, "No, Johnny, you can't eat that now it has germs."

Johnny pondered the thought a moment and replied, "Jesus, germs, and Santa Claus - that's all I ever hear about and I haven't seen one ...Read more

Late Night Funny #4

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It was reported today that due to his role in the Bridge-gate scandal, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie could face impeachment. When he heard that, Christie said, "MMM, peach, mint."

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

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New data finds that more Americans are bringing their own lunch to work every day. As evidenced by the inside of your break room microwave that looks like a triple homicide just took place.

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #2

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Mark Zuckerberg's wife, Priscilla, says their 10-month-old daughter won't be allowed to sign up for Facebook until she's 13 because she has to follow the rules. That's so sweet that she thinks teens will still be into Facebook in 13 years.

Jimmy Fallon

Watch These Frustrated Squirrels Go Nuts

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Humans aren’t the only creatures that get frustrated. Squirrels do too. One researcher wants to know, could there be an evolutionary benefit to losing your cool?

Late Night Funny #1

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A White House email account was hacked and a lot of their information was leaked yesterday. They're saying the information was stolen from the Gmail account of a low-level staffer. Then Joe Biden was like, "Technically, my title is vice president." .

Jimmy Fallon

Little Johnny's Numbers

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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "My dad taught me."

"Good! Can you tell me what comes after three."

"Four," answers little Johnny.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A jack," says little Johnny.

Ice Cream Humor

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Q. How do astronauts eat their ice creams?
A. In floats

Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?
A: Ice Cream

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a...Read more

Microsoft Air

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There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his instruments went out. So, he began circling around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel ...Read more

 

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