America has been waiting for a white man to weigh in on Queen Bey's "Lemonade," and Stephen is a very white man.
How do cats show their love to owners? Here's Cole & Marmalade's guide to loving a human!
You liked the first one so much, we figure'd we'd sort you out with another... Don't believe everything you hear!
Chile's new giant lasers are so powerful, they can create an artificial star, which is impressive until you remember that Kris Jenner has been able to create, like, eight of them.
Beyoncé kicked off her Formation World Tour this week and is actually selling a shirt that says, “Boycott Beyoncé.” She's actually daring people to dislike her — or as Trump put it, “Trust me, it doesn't work!”
The White House Correspondents' Dinner is tomorrow, and Bernie Sanders will be attending. You could tell Bernie Sanders was a guest at the dinner when they had to schedule it at 3 p.m. Bernie was like, “I’m going to start a revolution — at the dessert table!”
The NFL Draft started last night and the Los Angeles Rams used the first pick to select quarterback Jared Goff. He's a college student who just got a job worth over $20 million, or as he put it, “I no longer support Bernie Sanders!” Or as fans in LA put it, “They went to Jared!”
Maisy and The Missing Mice (The Maisy Files Book 1)Elizabeth Woodrum
When a mysterious thief called The Black Boot takes credit for stealing the school’s mascots, Maisy Sawyer has a mystery to solve! Maisy is the best detective in fourth grade. No, she's the best detective in the whole school, and rescuing ...
- Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
- He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.
- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
- Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.
- Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet...Read more
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second ...Read more
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around.
During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make ...Read more
Little Ricky was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten.
His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother remarked, "Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just ...Read more
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying Burger King's new Meat'Normous Sandwich...
10. "How dangerous is four-digit cholesterol?"
9. "Am I comfortable using the word, 'meat'normous'?"
8. "Do I have $3.49 and a death wish?"
7. "Is that bigger than meat'gantic?"
6. "Does a massive coronary qualify as 'having it my way'?"
5. "...Read more
If you're on the short list for VP candidate, you're going to want to pay close attention to these tips. Seriously, Carly, stop clicking on this video, it's not happening.
Black Trump drops a new track with lyrics pulled verbatim from actual Donald Trump quotes.
Funny and cute cat compilation
Vice president Joe Biden made a surprise trip to Iraq this morning, and no one was more surprised than him. “Last time I use Expedia!”
Yesterday Ted Cruz, the man mathematically eliminated from becoming president, picked his vice president. Cruz chose Carly Fiorina as his running mate: The first woman ever to lose the Republican nomination twice in three months.
A study found that one minute of intense exercise may have the same physical benefits as 45 minutes of moderate exercise. So finally, a study that vindicates my wedding night, ladies and gentlemen.
Yesterday, athletes from Team USA kicked off the countdown to the summer Olympics right here in Times Square. It got weird when Times Square Elmo said, "Psst, need some tips for passing your drug test?"