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Love Stars Are Aligning

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Venus and Jupiter are volleying for position and will make a tight deal tomorrow. The anticipation permeates this day. Of all the fortuitous arrangements, the ones that have to do with love tend to rock the world the most. Mankind has conquered nations, scaled mountains and done thousands of impossible things in the name of love.

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Saturn Direct

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For nearly six months, some of the more major dreams and goals have been sitting on the back burner of life, thanks to Saturn's retrograde in Scorpio. Now it's time to move those simmering pots of life stew to the front, turn up the heat and smell the aroma of sweet success in the making. Saturn flies direct, and you should, too.

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Saturn Goes Direct

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The second hand spins on its own. The minute hand ticks alone. Time waits for no man and thinks nothing of leaving the women and children in the dust, either. However, if you'd like to join time, just link your arm and try to keep up with its steady march on. This message was brought to you by the direct turn of Saturn, the self-proclaimed ...Read more

Carpe Blue Moon!

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Carpe blue moon! It's just the excuse you needed to do the scary thing you've long wanted to do. You know, the thing that puts butterflies in your belly and ties your thoughts in knots. Just because you now want to run in the opposite direction doesn't mean you should. In fact, the blue moon insists you move forward with velocity.

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To Free or Not To Free?

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The line between good business practice and generosity gets blurred with the moon's crossing from ambitious Capricorn into philanthropic Aquarius. Free is an attractive price, but often it attracts way too many and too random a customer. That's why it's wise to put a different price on what you offer, one that's appropriate for your target.

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The Moon and Pickup Trucks

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Owners of pickup trucks know that their vehicle comes with an obligation to help friends transport their larger items. The Capricorn moon of responsibility highlights the emotional equivalent of a pickup truck in our personal arsenal of talents and gifts. What do you have that others need every so often? It will be called on today.

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Moon of Greener Grass

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There is no one standard of success that applies to all people. The people who wonder why "so-and-so" hasn't "made it big" are frustrated in their own lives. As the moon moves from Sagittarius, the station that sees greener grass on the other side, to ambitious Capricorn, try to stay focused on what makes you (and only you) happy.

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Narcissism in the Fire-Sign Sky

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As for the people who seem to be in love with themselves, there's something oddly attractive about them at first. If you accidentally become enamored, you're not to be blamed as long as the fiery Sagittarius moon and the Leo sun rule the sky. Just know that it's hard to get back home when you're traveling down a one-way street.

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Uranus Turns Retrograde

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The human tendency is to believe the thing that resonates with one's instincts and disbelieve what doesn't, truth be damned. It takes an open mind to fight this tendency and erase bias. As Uranus joins four other planets in their retrograde dance, there will be plenty of opportunity to detach, consider, reconsider and move closer to truth.

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Mercury in a Fire Sign

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Not only is it bad manners to interrupt people, but it represents a generally narcissistic worldview. The interrupter is suggesting through action that his or her expression is more important than the one currently taking the stand. Mercury newly in Leo warns against such rudeness and promises that hot tempers will follow disrespectful actions...Read more

Editing Moon

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The bouquets at the grocery store always look better in vases that accommodate their scale. Often the stems need to be cut down. The Scorpio moon favors making alterations to better accommodate the size of things. What do you need to put on the chopping block in order to release the natural beauty of it? Edit away.

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Mercury Follows the Sun

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Yesterday the sun left Cancer, the sign of home in general, to cross the threshold of Leo, the home of the sun specifically. This started an energizing shift, and Mercury continues the trend, sending communication power to the lionhearted part of the sky. People will be prone to exaggeration in the weeks to come. Try to have fun with that.

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The Sun Goes Home

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It's the home field advantage. Knowing the lay of the land allows for a more powerful positioning. People act with more confidence from the comfort of their own home, and so do planets. The sun opens the door to the Leo realm and feels suddenly bigger, brighter and hotter. Do you feel suddenly more like yourself, too?

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While Venus Is Still Direct...

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There are two kinds of games: determinate games and indeterminate games. In determinate games, such as chess, the starting player can win if she knows the strategy. In indeterminate games, two perfect players could play on forever. Before Venus turns retrograde, forget about winning or losing. Play your love life like an indeterminate game.

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Countdown to Leo Sun

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Which do you fear most: success or failure? If you suspect that failure is the bigger fear for you, consider the great value that failure has for those who are willing to use it for the purpose of creating success. It's one of the finest teachers around, and the lessons tend to stick. Let this countdown of the sun's last hours in Cancer ...Read more

The Virgo Moon

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The moon joins love planet Venus in Virgo, further emphasizing the practicalities of love. Are you one to hedge your bets, or go all in? One famous player suggested, "Always get married in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day." -- Mickey Rooney

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Venus in Virgo

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Modern society brings more distractions than ever, and yet we are experts in navigating the dance between glowing objects and shiny subjects. As Venus enters earthy Virgo, the things that will most compel us have rock-like stability. They don't glow, shift, game or ding. In this mobile phone world, seek the majesty of the immobile.

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Mercury and Mars Conjunction

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Under this powerful conjunction of Mercury and Mars, time stretches out before us like a lazy bear, just daring us to interrupt its idleness. You may want to nudge and prod and push, but there will be repercussions for doing so. The best trainers, when faced with forces far more powerful than they are, know to be aware, observant and ...Read more

Mercury and Mars Conjunction

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To think that freedom from the current circumstances equals happiness is an immature reduction. Forget about happiness for now, and deal directly with the current circumstances. Your joy may return as a result of becoming a more able and effective person. This message was brought to you by the conjunction of Mercury and Mars.

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New Cancer Moon

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Under the nurturing new moon in Cancer, we are like seeds planted in the ground. The early growing happens under the surface. Roots are the first things to develop. It wouldn't work otherwise -- we need anchors and a system for pulling in the stuff of survival. The relationships we build anchor us.

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