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New Year's New Moon

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Welcome to the year of the Red Monkey! The Chinese New Year is always on the second new moon after the winter solstice, an auspicious Aquarian omen for good will toward all humanity and welcoming the future. This cycle promises to be invigorating on an intellectual and physical level. Swing yourself toward some fresh fun.

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The Sun and Mars Say 'Protect the Rep'

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A person's reputation is a possession more valuable than any material item. But unlike a purse or jewelry, when a reputation is stripped away it does not make the thief any richer. This is why we must be very, very careful in what we say about other people. The sun and Mars angle precariously to illustrate the point.

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Venus, Uranus and Pluto Strife

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The strife packed into the Venus and Uranus configuration is agitated by Pluto, calling from the far reaches of the solar system like a crazed sports fan angry with the play. Some people thrive under heightened circumstances, though, and those are the ones who will make sense of this cosmic tension for the rest of us.

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Venus, Pluto and the Inner Game

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Venus and Pluto align to highlight the quiet power of an inner game. Nature and destiny you have set certain elements in place so we don't have to do all the work. In fact, all we have to do is show up with a pure intention, a willingness to put forth the best effort (if it comes to that) and the confidence to deliver when the time comes.

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Stars Favor the Discreet

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As we head toward the weekend's intense alignments, some people can't help but stay aware of the bottom line in just about everything. The most charming among these types are the ones who can be discreet and not ruin the mystery for those who'd rather enjoy the magic show and forget about the mechanics of the tricks.

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Sagittarius Lunar Challenge

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As for the ones defining themselves by their strenuous efforts, anxious feelings and depression -- well, that's easy. Just about anyone can do that. If you're feeling strong, and up to the invitation of the passionate Sagittarius moon, take on the tough challenge of making people laugh, smile and feel good about themselves.

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Sagittarius Moon and the Groundhog

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The worldly Sagittarius moon oversees the crowds gathering at Gobbler's Knob in Pennsylvania for the ceremonial appearance of Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators and Weather Prophet Extraordinaire. These skies favor the bold. End your own personal winter. Heed the beckoning sun!

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Cleansing by 'Februa'

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The ancient Romans held a ritual called "Februa," named for the process of purification, on the full moon of this month (which is on the 22nd this year). Typically, this had to do with a lot of washing, as they took advantage of the rainy season. Is there something you would wash away if you could? Name it and claim it under this watery ...Read more

Scorpio Lunar Flirtation

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The Scorpio moon will favor the dreamers and imaginative ones as she flirts shamelessly with Neptune in the early hours this morning. Evening brings less auspicious aspects, though they may provide just the kind of vinegar that elevates the soup. The lesson is in using what you have to its greatest advantage instead of wishing for something ...Read more

Mercury and Pluto Alignment

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The meet-up of Mercury and Pluto urges us to demonstrate instead of theorize. Instead of drooling over the cake in the cookbook, make it. See if you can't work it out even better than the picture. Instead of imagining you might love someone, say it, act it; do "love," the verb. The dormant powers of the universe long to be activated and ...Read more

Mercury and Pluto Conjunction

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The old Southern saying suggests, "A frog doesn't know how far it can jump until it is kicked." There will be some extenuating circumstances as Mercury and Pluto put on their frog-kicking boots today and keep them strapped on through tomorrow, too. Whether you identify more with the frog or the boot, it all goes better when you stay loose.

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Justice Moon

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If you think you're being discriminated against for being good (or for being bad, as the case may be), think again. The egalitarian moon in Libra eschews previous constraints to seek higher justice. This is an excellent time to question the motives of all who sit in the control center. As one Roman philosopher said, "The sun also shines on the...Read more

Many Faces of the Virgo Moon

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The usually steady, solid Virgo moon is a bit all-over-the-place now. First there's trouble with Saturn, and then there's bliss with Mercury, more bliss with Pluto, solidarity with Jupiter and throw in a confusing void-of-course-situation. All this is to say, who knows what to expect? Try not to think too much into any of these scenarios and ...Read more

Solitary Virgo Moon

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There's a solitary feel to this Virgo moon, but make no mistake, none of us are lone travelers on this journey. True, sometimes you do happen to be the only one on a particular road at a particular time of day. Don't let this unnerve you. Stay the path -- it will take you where you need to be, and the others will be there waiting.

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Mercury Goes Direct

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The direct status of Mercury signals the return of business as usual. Now don't worry if you're not exactly fond of the "usual" state of your "business." At least you should know that you're not alone. With the current lineup you will find connecting and commiserating to be an easy process that gets even easier as the week progresses.

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Full Moon After-Party

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This is the full moon after-party, and the last day of Mercury's retrograde in Capricorn. In the morning, a lunar square with Mars makes sure to give us something to talk about the rest of the day, and later a trine with Saturn rather conveniently heals matters up or at least smooths them over so all can go to bed in good conscience.

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Full Leo Moon

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"Two is not equal to three, not even for large values of two." -- Grabel's Law. The full Leo moon has a tendency to exaggerate, but the truth cannot be altered. We can't be other than that which we are; it's nothing to be discouraged about. Regardless of what value you assign yourself or embody, you can believe that you are essential to all ...Read more

Mercury/Pluto Power Surge

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In social situations it's polite to wait until things are given to you. Professional situations are different. Power isn't handed around in equal parts; in fact, it's barely given at all, because the powerful know to take it on a first-come-first-served basis. This point will be driven home with the alignment of Mercury and Pluto, ruler of the...Read more

Mercury/Uranus Tension Continues

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Animals can smell fear, and it interests them an awful lot, as it could indicate something delicious to eat. Animals also note the absence of a fear-smell, which could indicate the chance of being eaten. Reminder: you're an animal, too. This message was brought to you by the tension between Mercury to Uranus.

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Here Comes the Aquarius Sun

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The sun's change from practical, traditional, goal-oriented Capricorn to the futuristic, altruistic sign of Aquarius will bring a different kind of progress. The global view becomes personal, and why shouldn't it be? If it's not good for the planet then it's not good for the people who live there.

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