How well do you know Homer Simpson? Points available: 10 1: Which of the following is not one of Homer's lifelong dreams? A) To live in the woods and keep a diary of his thoughts B) To own the Dallas Cowboys C) To be a monorail conductor D) To be a country singer 2: Why does Homer have to get a second job at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart? A) To afford a pony he bought for Lisa B) Bart made a long distance (and pricey) call to Australia C) Marge thinks she's pregnant with a fourth child D) He feels lazy 3: Where was Homer born? A) North Dakota B) Springfield C) Texas D) Don't know 4: How did Homer trick Marge into their first 'date'? A) He told her he was dying B) He guilted her into thinking he was insecure about his weight C) He said he needed a French tutor D) He told her he was rich 5: What does Homer sell so the Simpson family can afford professional counseling? A) The house B) The television C) Bart D) His soul 6: In the episode 'Homer at Bat,' what does Homer do with the bases loaded with the game on the line? A) Gets hit in the head by a pitch B) Hits a homerun C) Incites a brawl D) Hits Mr. Burns with a line drive 7: What does Homer get certified for over the Internet? A) To give CPR B) To work from home C) To be a psychiatrist D) To be a minister 8: Where does Homer meet 'Michael Jackson'? A) At work B) At church C) In a mental institution D) At a concert 9: In the episode 'Kill the Aligator and Run,' in which the Simpsons go on spring break to Florida, what musician's concert does Homer attend? A) Kid Rock's B) Pink's C) Lenny Kravitz's D) Sheryl Crow's 10: What hobby does Homer give up when the doctor says it will kill him? A) Smoking B) Getting shot in the stomach with a cannon ball C) Drinking D) Working at the nuclear power plant
