WASHINGTON -- Brevity is said to be the soul of wit. Poetry is said to be the language of brevity. Ergo, short jokes told as poems are the language of the halfwit.
Each of my poems below is based on a joke that, in its original form, was fewer ...
To: The Boss
Re: My retirement
WASHINGTON Heres my proposal: I stop working immediately. You pay me $400,000 a year for the next 20 years. That's it.
I know these terms might seem a little generous, but it's no more or less than the ...
Transcript of a conversation between James and Dolley Madison; Heaven, Dec. 27, 2012. Exclusive to this newspaper.
WASHINGTON -- Dolley: Gracious. Another deranged person has used an assault weapon to murder defenseless innocents.
James: ...
