Below the Beltway / Entertainment

Holy Chic!

WASHINGTON -- Life is confusing, and sometimes terrifying. To remain sane and grounded, we must jealously hold on to knowledge that anchors us, eternal truths upon which we can rely. Example: Cows moo. Example: Day follows night follows day. ...

Genes True Calling is Calling

WASHINGTON -- Today, yet another installment in my Pulitzer Prize-winning coverage of the plight of the beleaguered customer service representative.

Butterball

Me: I am calling to complain about a freak Butterball turkey that I recently ...