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Marriage and Wedding Jokes

Marriage is often considered a serious and stressful subject. Here are some wedding and marriage jokes to lighten up the issue:

-- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

-- Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

-- Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

-- Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

-- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

-- How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

-- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

This news arrived on: 05/26/2005

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