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Short Landing
Finally, he lands. He turns to the co-pilot, and he says, "Man, that is the shortest runway I ever landed on."
The co-pilot says, "Yeah, and so wide."
This news arrived on: 10/06/2008
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Posted Comments:
10-13-2008 17:02
bobbyr54 wrote:
airhead
What a perfect name for an airline, where a pilot would land crossing the runway instead of landing down the length of it.
10-13-2008 15:34
wrote:
lol
No more likely, it was Obama.
No more likely, it was Obama.
10-13-2008 14:25
"That Guy" wrote:
was George W. Bush the driver?
10-13-2008 10:36
karen wrote:
good
10-13-2008 09:36
sciteach4202 wrote:
strange
I just told this to my wife a few days ago because we are going to Hong Kong in March. The runway in Hong Kong is built out onto the water on a man-made peninsula. The first time I heard the joke was in Hong Kong from a New Zealander in 1982.
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