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$50 a Second

A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door.

Dave, a poker buddy of her husband’s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered “I’ll give you $500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds! That’s $50 a second!”

She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel. He smiled, gave her the money and walked away.

When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked “Was that Dave? Did he bring the $500 he owed me?”



This news arrived on: 09/30/2008
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Posted Comments:

10-08-2008 19:30
wrote:



well d answer to d question is "no he didnt bring d money" innit??

make d ******* pay another $500



10-06-2008 19:58
wrote:



cute!



10-06-2008 16:52
wrote:



Woman:"He sure did, but it's my money!"

Husband:"Whatta ya mean, 'your money'. he owes it to me.

Woman:"Well, I'm the one who had to pose for it!"



10-06-2008 13:07
Tasha wrote:



Who cares how old it is! it's still funny! and this was my first time reading it lol. Dave would've been a dead duck lmao



10-06-2008 09:14
karen wrote:



so good a 10




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