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7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

This news arrived on: 09/08/2008

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12-10-2008 21:53

MALYKMO25 wrote:

OUR CONGRESS JOKE

Well to be exact these are all facts in this joke im a polictical student and a business major i follow politics on a reg and have wrote many storys and countless hours of research and for the most part they are true!!! But i do agree this is not a laughing matter and should not be posted on here but on a site where there would be actual conversations on the subject not peaple just making comments on things they think they know!!! But i did sign up for the jokes and i love them so keep them coming!!! Anyone want to really chat aboput these kinds of things i would love to throw in my insite so feel free to contact me by email at malykmo25@yahoo.com

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09-24-2008 22:25

BCREATIV wrote:

Congress story

Go to SNOPES.COM (type in CONGRESS in the Search Screen) to debunk any stories you find here or elsewhere on the net. They research all myths and e-myths and tell you what is fact and what is fiction. Hope that helps.
My opinion? Yes, it's a reflection of what we see in politics today, but I signed up for jokes. That's not funny. I can see that crud on CNN anyday.

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09-22-2008 16:28

BCREATIV wrote:

Congress story

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09-13-2008 16:28

wrote:

Don't post garbage like this as a joke. You can't confirm your facts and post no references to back up your figures. If it were true, then do your homework and post it elsewhere as a non joke. Besides, accusals are not wrong. It was listed as part of the things they did wrong. So what? The guilty are accusing the innocent quite often... Pharisees and Jesus for example.

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09-13-2008 13:18

CADIDDLE wrote:

WHO'S IN CHARGE

TRUE OR NOT, STILL EXPLAINS ALL THE LOOP-HOLES IN ALL THOSE LAWS!

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