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The Understanding Father
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working,
and asks him about sex.
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the
bees. He covers a wide and varied assortment of topics and sub topics
and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with
this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.
Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of
secs."
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Posted Comments:
09-08-2008 20:18
wrote:
Eek! I would not like to have made that mistake. Ouch.