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Priest and Nun at a Hotel

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Priest: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed."

Nun: "I think that would be okay."

They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later...

Nun: "Father, I'm terribly cold."

Priest: "Okay, I'll get you a blanket." (He does)

Ten minutes later...

Nun: "Father, I'm still terribly cold."

Priest: "Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket." (He does)

Ten minutes later...

Nun: "Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night."

Priest: "You're probably right...get up and get your own blanket."

This news arrived on: 08/26/2008

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Posted Comments:

09-12-2008 05:10

wrote:

watever!

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09-05-2008 04:31

No Name Christian wrote:

Getting along

Now come on, you guys.Catholics and Orthodox still
fighting? I would have thought the different Christian Churches would have learned to accept each other by now, but it looks like the ones that are quite close in their beliefs still have their differences. What I really thought was pleasing to God was how Mark Buntain(Penticostal)and Mother Theresa,(Catholic) could work together and help each other out. She'd find sick, dying people out on the streets and bring them to his Hospital. One couldn't help but smile approvingly to see little Mother Theresa standing next to the much taller Mark Buntain. And what about Rev Billy Graham and Pope John Paul 2 doing favors and delivering letters to Churches overseas?! That's what I call real Christians! God bless them all.

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09-04-2008 08:56

orthodox wrote:

catholic religion deserves such jokes

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09-04-2008 08:17

Nrockwell wrote:

Piest & Nuns

I thought that was so cute and also funny, I'm so glad that we can have fun with our religions and never lose our faith. Thank you

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09-04-2008 07:18

Me wrote: